Ya bro, I totally watched those guys.
One of my favorite radio past times is messing with telemarketers. Whether it’s selling them Panda meat, or admitting to a murder, I’ll make them wish they never called. Recently I was contacted about my Google service by a man that says that not only did he attend Coachella Festival, he totally watched bands that I made up. God, I hate hipsters. Listen to my telemarketer Coachella prank here: Read more [+]
Awhile pack P.E.T.A released a statement to the city of Kalispell, Montana, asking them to change the town’s high school name to the Sea Kittens. Something this stupid deserves a call from Rockstar Radio. This is that call. Read more [+]
Jeff Gordon Pepsi Max Prank
What happens when top NASCAR driver, Jeff Gordon, dresses in disguise and takes an unsuspecting car salesman for a test drive in an Chevy Camaro for an incredible prank? Complete and total awesomeness, thats what. Watch the Pepsi Max Jeff Gordon prank video! Read more [+]
These guys. Assholes.
Sure we’ve all had friends that do asshole things. Elaborate pranks, taking your last beer, borrowing your favorite Motley Crue cd and not telling you, or just simply dipping their balls in your mouth while you sleep because you accidentally slept with his mom. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, TREVOR!! Anyway there IS a line that you should never cross, and that line is tossing you to the sharks. Literally. Read more [+]
It’s been awhile since I f*cked with a telemarketer. I wasn’t sure if I still had the heart to do it, but after a nice young man with broken English tried to tell me that he could get me and my station “on Google” for only $4.00, I knew what I had to do.
Sidnote: If you can count how many times the word “Google” is said in this call, I’ll sleep with your gramma. (No foreplay though. Gross, dude.)
Today, while trying like a madman to find a pair of matching socks I received a text. The number popped up on my phone, and I had no idea who it could be. Did one of my friends change their number? Was it some spam text? I was wrong on both guesses.
Some guy on the East Coast was apparently trying to contact some gal name Cindy. Cindy turns out to be the love of his life and he can’t hold it in anymore. He also isn’t very bright. So with some spare time today, I decide to play the part of Cindy. Only Cindy is “going through” a few things. Read more [+]
Most people hate telemarketers. As soon as you answer the phone and you hear the b.s pitch from the other end, ya hang up. I, however, see how long I can mess with them. Wether it’s trying to get them to fund my illegal panda meat business, Read more [+]