The rise in Zombie popularity and concern for a takeover in the recent years has got me freaked. Ya, sure they have always had their little niche in pop culture, but why the hell is the topic on the rise at an alarming rate? Movies, books, survival guides, scientific studies etc. Could it happen?! And what if it does?!  YOU NEED A PLAN!

Me? Well like most Montanans I have sh*tload of guns. Thats the first thing I’m doing. Grabbing them all and hitting the road. I’m heading home to the family farm where I can hold up for as long as I need, provided I have the necessities. I suggest you do the same. My suggestion for priorities: 

1. Guns

2. Shelter

3. Water

4. Food

5. Booze

6. Porn

7. First Aid.

Now you might ask yourself, if a Zombie Apocalypse breaks out, where the hell am I going to get all these things quickly?! What if I’m in a new town, or what if I’m an Agoraphobe, and I don’t know where to score live saving supplies?! Don’t worry.  Some brilliant bastards have put together a map lining out all the needed survival places including, gun stores, gas stations, hospitals, grocery stores and much more to keep you alive when shit goes down.  Check it out. Just type in your zip code and you are all set. It could save your life.

CLICK HERE TO USE THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL MAP